Juat Cast!

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Join the Podcasters in crime along with Penis Seymour Hoffman, as they do a Space battle against Mullet/Hook Hand Aquaman.

Our lovable Canadian Astronaut bids us farewell through his Space Oddity. (Also moment of Woqqo!)

Stories:

• Chuck can’t contain his Woqqo.
• Harrison Ford is now “Mumbles.”
• 30 Seconds of AWESOME.
• Seth needs to pronounce her name.
• RDJ needs clones.
• Nic Cage is attracted to Cameron.
• Showtime likes to rape people.
• We watch a cat video by the Coen Bros.
• More monkey business.
• Rhino hates Merlot.
• The SNUG came buckets.
• SNUG posts A New Hope.
• WebComic of the week, approved by Penis Seymour Hoffman.

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Join the Podcasters in Crime as they rock out with the Crows out, Seth Smashes Juat The Fuck and Mitch and the SNUG are obsessed with the Dead Kennedys.

In honor of the mighty Jeff Hanneman, we honor him with this week’s ending tune. We shall see him South of Heaven.

Stories:

• Luke Evans is a Hair Metal Avenger.
• We might go Fapper for Bapper.
• There’s Injustice within DC DLCs.
• Juno gets Two Souls at Tribeca.
• CAPCOM hates you, RoosterTeeth doesn’t.
• Patrick Willems is an evil, evil man.
• WebComic of the Week is OwlTurd.

Moment of Woqqo!

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Episode 71: Autotuned Jesus Dubstep

The Podcasters in Crime gather to discuss the Westerns that become Jesus titles. And you can listen as Pablo kills his reputation at his school.

We got 99 Problems on this episode, but Jesus ain’t one.

Stories:

• Chuck has a restraining order.
• Daredevil is out of abusive relationship.
• Thor needs Amon Amarth.
• Skyrim has Amon Amarth.
• Ratchet and Clank existed, we forgot as well.
• Capcom hates the SNUG.
• It’s the Ooze, stupid (Juat The Fuck!)
• Podcasters take a Swordfish to the knee.

Moment of Woqqo.

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Episode 70: Still More Beef. A Juatcast Tale

Podcasters sans Seth and Cammy gather to discuss trailers, Boston, and Furries. We’re the mushroom cloud laying motherfuckers, mutherfucker.

We have More Than A Feeling during this episode.

(Chuck) Watch this during JUAT THE FUCK?!:

Stories

• Poking Jennifer Lawrence.
• We’re men of steel boners because of this trailer.
• Keanu’s excellent trailer.
• RIPD has Jeff Bridges.
• Guardians of The Galaxy want chocolate covered pretzels.
• Please don’t watch this.
• Kopimism is a thing. Kopimism is a thing.
• JUAT THE FUCK?!
• Your moment of Woqqo (Click on the image).

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The Podcasters in Crime gather up in a battle of mustaches and constant references to Deliverance. We all squealed like pigs.

In this episode we find out that (JuatCast Are) The Road Crew.

This week’s web comic magical. www.magicalgametime.com

STORIES:

• It’s The Final Countdown!
• Go Pro like a Pro
• We Salute Roger Ebert
• Guy Pierce and Dory are the same
• Jack Human does Fast and Furious
• CISPA nees a German Sparkle Party

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JuatCast vs St. Patrick’s Day.

We let go of the Clutch and behave like Mice And Gods with this week’s jam.

Web Comic of the week is http://www.megatokyo.com. JuatCast tested, Florida Man approved.

Stories:

• Veronica Mars is a missed porn opportunity
• Joss Whedon drives a truck
• Chuck speaks in tongues
• Florida Man is Infinite
• Game of Thrones goes TRON

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Episode 64: Harlem Shake: Sam Raimi Bukkake Edition

The Podcaster in Crime go to the Monster Mash, and we do the Star Wars Harlem Shake.

We keep an Electric Eye on this week’s web comic: Wasted Talent by Angela Melick (www.wastedtalent.ca)

Stories:

• CURED is science’s ‘PWNED’
• Zombie sitcom missed oportunity.
• Sam Raimi gets bullied.
• Dead Timelords Society.
• Lobo is fraggin’ awesome!
• National Lampoon’s Ascension

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Episode 63: Mr Lovenstein’s Beyblade Aventure

The Podcasters in Crime recruit Mr. Lovenstein to play This Week In Juat and earn the dreams of a small child. Recorded on 2/24/2013.

Lovenstein draws funny creatures, check them out here.

Stories:

• We love anything Batman.
• Kevin T, please stop being a whore.
• Ninja Turtles should have Venus de Milo.
• Metal Gear: Retirement Home.
• We killed your story, Chuck.
• Everything you should know about PS4

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Can’t sleep? Need a sweet, sweet lullaby?

Here’s a little JuatCast extra for you. The Ballad of Tranny Pablo.

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Knock knock… who’s there? Interrupting Pablo.

STORIES:

• Height appropriate Wolverine.
• The Doctor in 3D.
• We love Harrison Ford… and he knows.
• Spawn is thing still? Maybe.
• The Sea is salty because of Aquaman’s tears.